One of the things I like about living in Germany, is that when people are throwing stuff out, they give you a chance to get your mitts on it first. This is definitely not stealing.
And so, one day last week, my flatmate and I were gleefully rummaging through other people’s junk, when I struck gold. Yes, it’s my ‘new’, incredibly colourful German notebook. Thank you, neighbour.
Putting it carefully into my backpack, mature student-stylee, I made my way to the school for my first official lesson. I bounded into the office, paid the balance for my course, bought the book, and babbled away at the bemused receptionist.
Brunhilde: You’re very excited, aren’t you?
Me: YES! I’ve been waiting for this day for weeks!
Brunhilde: OK…
I found the right classroom and tried to calm the attack of nerves that had suddenly overtaken me. Who was I kidding? German is insanely difficult to learn, and because of my advancing years, it would be even more so. This was going to be a disaster…
While we waited for the teacher, I chatted to a French girl and sized up the competition other students. I told myself I was probably smarter than them – if in doubt, be incredibly arrogant to overcompensate.
The teacher came in, and I actually knew her. Considering I only know around 10 people in Berlin, this was kind of a miracle. She also works at one of the schools I work at, and we’d been at an induction together the week before. Small world.
We got down to business – my name is…, I’m from…, I live in…, I’m an (English teacher). The class was all done through German, but to my amazement, I could actually understand everything. It seemed like the hours on Duolingo and with my ‘Learn German’ book had paid off after all. The class consisted of the French girl, an American girl, an Italian guy, an English guy, an annoyingly mouthy Croatian and his weirdly silent brother. I figured his silence was the result of years of trying to get a word in, and failing.
After around 15 minutes, the Italian raised his hand.
Luigi: I’m sorry, but is this the beginners’ class? I haven’t understood one word you’ve said, or written on the board.
Britney: Me neither.
Meinhilde assured them (in German) that it was indeed the beginners’ class and that the receptionist must have lied to them on the phone when she’d told them that the first classes would be taught through English.
Aside from feeling rather smug that my German was definitely not the worst in the class, I also felt really sorry for him. In addition, it gave me an insight into how my beginners must feel. Poor buggers. I’ll definitely be more patient and less assuming in future.
I spent the rest of the class translating everything for hapless Luigi, who happened to be sitting next to me. I wasn’t sure that he would come back, but on Thursday night, I was happy to see him show up again. He still didn’t know anything but at least he’s trying. We all have to start somewhere, right?
We had to do our first writing exercise in the second lesson, and when we were finished Meinhilde invited answers. I listened to three or four wrong answers each time before piping up with the correct one. It seems like I’m going to be that student. Luckily, I didn’t go there to make friends.
On my way out, excited by my perceived awesomeness, I threw my knickers in the air in triumph.
And now I have to go and do my homework so I can be annoyingly smug again tomorrow.
This sounds excruciating… I would be terrified to not be the smartest kid in the room, or to not understand a word!
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I don’t think you’d ever be that kid 😉 You’d learn German before you went to the lesson 😉 I used to have a cleaner and I cleaned before she came to the apartment so she wouldn’t think I was a total pig – you’d be the same 😉
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Ha! Nah, I’m good with hired help.
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I was crap 🙂
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Groan! I sympathize with that poor student who can’t figure out a word. That’s me. So frustrating. I can read and write Italian well enough, but it’s so difficult to understand when they’re speaking. I probably sound like a 5 year old. Maybe if I move to Italy that would help. 🙂
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It might be the only way – poor you 😉
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Hmm, that’s fairly normal in Canada. Over the years I’ve scored DVDs, books, artwork, even a couch!
Not sure why you’re learning about insurance agents…think you’d have more enjoyment learning the ins and outs of weins and bretzeln!
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That is for sure! I’ll be learning about the joys of Gluhwein very shortly – looking forward to that 🙂
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I am pretty sure Luigi speaks fluent German, but has found a great way of picking up hot foreign girls without having to figure out good chat-up lines.
He just fancies you.
And those pants were put up there to prove it…
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Ha ha! I like that theory! He’s also a dog lover – some woman had a dog with her in the lesson before ours. People are mad. 😉
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You met some nice people there, except for those Croatian weirdos! Luigi’s quite motivating if he decides to learn instead of giving up the very first day!
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He’s actually improving! It’s quite inspiring! 🙂
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Clever clogs! 😀
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Aw, shucks 😉
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The knickers. What?
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You love it 😉
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No but do you keep spare knickers for celebratory throwing? Or do you use the pair you’re wearing? And if the latter, what’s the procedure for removal?
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Zoolander style!
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Haha! Reminds me of Canada style curbside recycling… can often find ‘treasures’ in others ‘junk’ for free! 🙂
As for your smugness… well sounds mighty deserved… I’m awfully amused by the ‘beginner’ class.
Sounds like my urdu class at McGill University which was taught in urdu, farsi, arabic and a dash of french. Oh and assumed everyone already knew how to read arabic! Thank goodness I’d taught myself that from a book over the summer before the class started or would have been completely lost!!
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Now THAT sounds like a challenge!
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Yup! I can’t believe I survived a year of it!
Now naturally you will kick-butt at your Deutsche endeavour! 🙂
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Oops, this one slipped into my Spam folder. Cheeky little devil 😉
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That’s the best way to learn a language, in my estimation, amd that is to live where everyone speaks it. Scary for those who don’t speak, but you are doing an awesome job BerLinda. You’ll do well knickerless. ha!
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Hopefully I’ll do well in knickers too 😉
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GOOD FOR YOU! Although I can think of more exciting ways to lose one’s knickers. 😉
I was “that student” in high school French. I took so much crapfrom the “mean girls”, that I used to fake a stutter and tried to stifle my enthusiasm. THANK GOD FOR FEMINISM! Now smart women are not only accepted, but they’re sexy. 🙂
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Luckily, I had quite a mouth on me in high school as well 😉
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I do the exact same thing with my knickers when I’m feeling smug. This is yet another thing we have in common.
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Your hubby-to-be is such a lucky fella 😉
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German is really not sooo difficult for us Anglophones. And that book – Themen Aktuelle is the one I learned with. It’s really good! Good luck!
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Thanks Kev! Next lesson is tonight – the homework took me around 6 minutes 😉
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Someone threw out that notebook? I can’t believe it! I am a notebook hoarder 🙂
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I know! What a find 😉 Crazy Germans… 😉
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Well done. Reason to feel smug!
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I thought so 😉
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Wow, I’m feeling both weltschmerz and torschlusspanik about the difference in our approach to learning foreign languages!
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Oooh, new words! I’ve already google translated and written them down 😉
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I think I’m also “that student”. I often have to bit my lip to stop from jumping in with answers. I don’t know much German but for some reason I’ve always thought it was a bit similar to Irish in sentence structure. Not sure if that helps – how’s your Irish? Best of luck, anyway – you’ll be awesome!
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My Irish sucks – my German is probably better already 😉 My French used to be fairly decent but I’m not sure how much of a help that will be 😉
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Errrrrrr……..people have referred to me as “queen talk a lot” and one of my sisters is super quiet. I suspect I would be like the annoying Croatian in the class. 🙂
Poor Luigi……I guess German goes against ALL Italian instincts when it comes to language. They sing when they speak…and Germans (as hubby puts it)…they bark. Ha, ha, ha…which I DO NOT agree with. He is just jealous because they sound strong and sure of themselves. Well….good luck to you….as I mentioned in the past, you probably already know more German than I do Italian. BRAVISSIMA!
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Yes, it must be difficult for Italians! I bark a lot anyway so I’ll fit right in 😉
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Meinhilde?! I didn’t even realise that was a name – had to google it to make sure you weren’t making stuff up! 😉
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Tut tut – don’t you trust me!? 😉
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This reminds me of my calculus class. It felt like another language but some kids just seemed to understand it.
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Ugh, maths. Now that’s one thing that was always beyond me!
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“In addition, it gave me an insight into how my beginners must feel. Poor buggers. I’ll definitely be more patient and less assuming in future.” The near future or the distant future? Just kidding 😉 I’m glad you are doing well. And perhaps that is because you want to learn German so much that you were already studying it before taking the class. I suspect that may not be true for the other students. Although you did not go there to make friends, if I were one of those students, I’d start hanging out with you 🙂
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Ha, I’m not sure it’s going to be a hanging out sort of class but we’ll see 😉 The Croatians are out, the American girl seems a bit wet… the others have potential 😉
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Maybe you can tutor them and get paid for that too 😉
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Ha ha, I think that will be a long time coming! 🙂
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Girl, I hear ya!! I know about how hard it is to master another language. When I studied Chinese, I was the only girl in a class of eight but a least I was the ‘teacher’s pet.’ lol 🙂
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I’m on my way to becoming the ‘go to girl’ I think 😉 There’s a long way to go though 😉
I imagine German pales in comparison to the difficulty level of Chinese as well!
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Actually, my Chinese writing and reading ability is terrible! I just usually point to the sign and ask some random person what it says if I can’t read it. Yes, sometimes I have now shame! 😉
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Ha ha, when you’re learning, I think anything that works is just fine! 🙂
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hahahahahahaha!!
I love being that student.
I do. It gives me warm fuzzies.
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Me too 🙂 I hate people like me but I like when I do it 😉
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Throwing knickers in the air sounds like a great celebration for anything!
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Agreed 🙂 Anniversary of the Fall of the Berlin wall – throw your knickers in the air; do well in a German class – throw your knickers in the air; Friday? Throw your knickers in the air 🙂
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Haha! And if you’re a knickers-wearer of the male variety? Throw your knickers in the air and expect odd looks. 🙂
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Or hordes of horny ladies 😉
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Haha they tend to assume you’re not interested in ladies, in my experience… I mean my friend’s experience 😉
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Ah yes, your ‘friend’. Of course 😉
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Okay okay, fine! They’re just too pretty though, I can’t help it :O
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Wave ’em in the air like you just don’t care 😉
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Haha oh I wish! I’m actually very shy about this secret, clearly less so on the ‘net.. it’s good to share!
PS. kudos on the pun-tastic name, it’s just registered.
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Ha, the penny drops 😉 My sister thinks it’s too much – I told her to bog off 😉
Shy guy, huh. Don’t get many of these round these parts 😉
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Your sister isn’t a fan of your name or my knickers secret?! 😉
I had to read it twice to make sure!
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My name 😉 She’d probably like your knickers 😉
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Now that is a relief, I was worried they wouldn’t be up to standard! 🙂
Knickers and travel, the finest things(or thongs!) in life 😉
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Ha ha, true! 🙂
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Let me kill some fun and say that there has been found no significant difference between the age and the aptitude for learning foreign languages (no references, I’m a bit too lazy to dig into my psycholinguistics books now). The differences that are indeed observed are generally due to the fact that adults have more stuff going on in their lives, plus there are some other social issues (like older people thinking that learning is not for older people, or not wanting to look incapable or ignorant), plus there are occasional degenerative conditions.
So you can’t honestly play the decrepit old lady card, not unless Alzheimer’s kicks in. 🙂
Also, I wouldn’t say German is that terrible. I may have said this before, but for me the hardest thing with German is its vocabulary – English is no help (85% Germanic roots lost, and it shows). And it’s not intrinsically difficult, it’s just new – all the notorious long German words don’t look that impressive when you’ve got a solid footing on the more basic vocabulary.
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Let’s hope you’re right! 🙂 I’ll keep you updated on my progress anyway – I’m sure it won’t all be smooth sailing, but I have the motivation and I’m not stupid so… 😉
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Sure, your language-related posts are some of the most interesting. 🙂
The main thing is to still do stuff on your own (Luigi sounds like the kind of person who expects the classes and the teacher to do all the magic). Actually, in your life situation, there are no excuses not to. 🙂
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Very true! I need to get back on Duolingo 😉
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I will hold my hand up and blame the occasional degenerative condition for my inability to learn Italian, failure to teach the stupid cat not to take a dump in the house and for all the times I said “Don’t worry I have a plan”
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I imagine you’re a bit like ‘anti-McGyver’ 🙂
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I will google him
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You’re definitely old enough to remember him 😉
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Boh! non è vero
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I’m guessing that means you’re not happy? 😉
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Are you on duolingo?
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I am! Haven’t been on it for a couple of weeks now – it gave me a lot of false confidence 😉
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Could it be ‘I have a cunning plan’, actually? 😉
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Yay! You won!
Suck it, Luigi and Britney! 🙂
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Ha ha, I knew you’d get it! 🙂
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Remember the “Friends” episode where Monica attends a literature class? That must be you in German class 😉
I LOVE your blog btw.
Greetings from a German ex-Berlin inhabitant now stuck in Spain
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Ha ha, oh god, I’m ‘doing a Monica’ 🙂 Thank you so much for stopping by! Glad you’re enjoying the blog – it’s been great fun so far! Linda.
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Awesome work! I guess the more languages you learn the easier it will be to pick up another … celebrate every moment, that Italian guy has probably done no preparation 😉
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Probably not 😉 Maybe he’ll surprise us all in the coming weeks though! He said that he was fluent in Danish and he’s an engineer so he’s clearly no dummy!
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Yes you are right, shouldn’t judge, a new language is tricky for everyone it takes a while to get used to even the sound of a new language. I go on a curve ball when someone throws an Italian dialect at me, now that’s a challenge.
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I can imagine! The two girls I live with are Bavarian but their German sounds normal to me – one of them tries to teach me Bavarian slang every now and then; the other one gives out to her and tells her to teach me ‘normal’ German 🙂 (Sorry, Simone) 🙂
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It’s probably best to know a little dialect as it’s good to know when people are being rude or insulting, but it can be confusing. Good luck with it all, I think you are being very brave. :-*
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Woohoo! That is a good feeling! Glad you got to start out on the right foot 🙂
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Thank you! Me too! It’s amazing how much you pick up just by being surrounded by the language – I wasn’t even aware of it myself! But now, I need the structure and rules of the language to really progress I think!
Thanks for commenting 🙂 Linda.
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It’s so true! I find that since I’ve been in Spain, my Spanish has gotten so much better than my other American friends, simply because I’m living with Spaniards and they’re living with each other. It’s lose it or lose it, but intensified in the learning process I think.
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Yes, definitely! The girls have been a great help to me. And I carry around a little notebook with me, writing down stuff that catches my eye on public transport to google when I get home – I’m such a nerd 🙂 But I was able to guess that Versicherungsvertreter was insurance agent in class because of it 😉 Every little helps!
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I’d be lost even trying to pronounce that… congrats! 🙂
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I still can’t say it very well 😉 I can just recognise it haha! And I’m hoping I don’t meet any insurance agents so I never have to try to say it again 😉
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Meinhilde? LOL
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Ha ha! I found a site with loads of German names so you’ll be seeing more along those lines 😉 The teacher’s name is actually really dull and normal so that just wouldn’t do at all 🙂
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And Brunhilde! LOL! I don’t think that name’s been in vogue for at least 1,500 years… though I quite like it 😉
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Ha, me too! I must see what other treasures this site has to offer 🙂
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The most horrendous sounding (to my ears) girl’s name I’ve ever come across is Morag. (A Scottish name, I believe…?) *shudder*
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Yes, it’s Scottish! There used to be a character called Morag on Home and Away – she was terrifying 🙂
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Yes! I remember her!!! …though I wish I hadn’t owned up to that, lol.
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There are probably more shameful things… maybe not though 😉
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You two must be older than me.
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Rub it in, why don’t you…?!
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Rub rub rub
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Don’t make me come down there… 😉
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OMG!!! Even I remember the dreaded Morag on H and A .
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Ha ha! She was Alf’s sister, right? I loved him 🙂
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I do believe that series is still going strong. I think Alf might still be there, he looks like he’s on life support …
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Oh no, I hope he lives forever! He was great 🙂
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Hats off to any adult learning a foreign language (or attempting to)!
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Yeah, I totally agree! This is definitely giving me a whole new perspective on teaching – very valuable!
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No self-respecting German would throw their knickers in a tree. Maybe Luigi did in a fit of frustration?
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Ha ha, maybe he did! I’m sure he probably had far more stylish knickers though 😉
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Touche, touche. Italians are well known for their fashion. Maybe someone threw it in a tree for some poor bloke in need of a pair. Y’know, kind of along the lines of how you obtained your notebook? 😉
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Ha ha! An act of Italian charity 🙂
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