After a gloriously long autumn, it seems that winter has finally hit Berlin. Despite spending five years in Central/Eastern/Northern Europe, I was still woefully unprepared so an emergency winter coat-buying mission was in order.
I was very pleased with my purchase, until a homeless man started pointing and laughing, saying, “Ha ha ha, es ist ein kleine Eskimo!” Then he asked me for money. I gave it to him as I thought insulting someone was rather a unique way to beg.
Later that week, I was taking some rubbish out to the bins – I know, I’m so German. One of my neighbours was there trying to turn a cardboard box the size of a bed into the size of a matchbox. So engrossed in his task was he that he didn’t hear me approach and jumped about a foot in the air when I let the lid of the bin fall.
Deciding that almost giving the poor man a heart attack wasn’t enough, I proceeded to hop from foot to foot, waving my hands around going “Woooo, ich bin der kleine Eskimooooo…” He didn’t look impressed but he might have been laughing on the inside. It was dark and my hood was over my eyes from all the hopping about so I couldn’t really tell.
Anyway, it seems that despite not being a fan of winter, or Christmas for that matter, I’m coping with it slightly better in Germany. I put this down to the fact that the Germans – as with most things – do Christmas well.
While parents are busy beating the crap out of each other over “Frozen” dolls in my home town in Ireland, the Germans are cheerily setting up wonderful Christmas markets and getting merrily sloshed on Glühwein. I know where I’d rather be.
I went to my first Christmas market, at Potsdamer Platz, a couple of weeks ago with an Australian girl I work with. To say that we were stupidly excited would be a massive understatement. We were worse than kids – kids on Glühwein.
But I actually recommend going to your first German Christmas market with another foreigner. That was you can be ridiculously over-enthusiastic about everything and freak the Germans out no end.
Sheila: Germany is AWESOME!
Manfred: Really? Germany??
Me: YES!
Sheila: And Germans are AWESOME!
Me: YES! They’re so friendly and helpful and amazing!
Ulf: Germans? Really??
Sheila: YES!
Me: And Glühwein is fantastic!
Continue this line of conversation until you’ve cleared the wine hut – we did.
The great thing about Germans is that hot wine alone isn’t alcoholic enough for them. No, they have to add more alcohol to it. So far, I’ve had Glühwein with rum, amaretto, brandy, and a cheeky little cherry Glühwein with vanilla vodka. Not all in the same glass, you understand.
It seems there are 60 Christmas markets in Berlin. So far, I’ve been to three – at Potsdamer Platz, Gendarmenmarkt, and Holy Heimat (hipster heaven Christmas market) in Friedrichshain. I’m not sure I’ll manage another 57 of them before I go back to Ireland for Christmas, but I’m going to have a bloody good time trying.
’tis this time of the year, when water turns into hot wine and just runs freely 🙂 Vilnius ain’t Berlin, but those tiny Christmas Towns will have to do for me. Cheers!
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Cheers, m’dear! I was on the Glühwein again yesterday – it never seems to get old! 🙂
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Yay! You’ve got to learn the Germans, they surely know how to celebrate. Have you had the feuerzangenbowle yet? It’s a killer. When I first tried it, I thought it was your normal glühwein. I took a sip, and then I dropped to the floor!
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I still haven’t seen it anywhere I don’t think! But I really want to try it! Will try a few more markets this weekend 🙂
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Gluhwein sounds like German Sangria 🙂
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Ha, it’s probably pretty similar! But with added ‘oomph’ 🙂
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I had “sangria” last week that was literally a glass of wine and 5 different fruity shots put in it. Not terribly authentic, but it certainly got the job done!
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Ha, I can imagine! Kudos for creativity 😉
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If I were a rich girl, I’d buy all the ingredients and it would be my go-to: Rioja, peach schnapps, Grand Marinier, apple brandy, lemon vodka, and some other fruit rum.
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We really need to get together some time 🙂
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Will we remember it the next morning? 😛
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I don’t do ‘next mornings’ – this could go on for 3 or 4 days non-stop 😉
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Oh, so you’re THAT kind of girl 😉
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Let’s just say it’s not totally unheard of for me to be wearing the same clothes on Monday morning as I was on Saturday night 🙂
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Love the pics! xo
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Ha, thanks! 🙂
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What a cute eskimo, oh my 😀 I love that coat, I got one in a similar colour for my birthday!
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It is cute! And warm! 🙂 Happy belated birthday!
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That market looks fantastic! If you ever get to Toronto, the only reason I would recommend coming in the winter would be to experience the Christmas Market in the Distillery District (a trendy area that is built in and around old distillery factories). Loads of booze-tasting stations and charming shops. You’d love it!
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I think I would like that! Are there many markets there?
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Your coat looks exactly like the one I used to wear in northern New York state … you should be able to zip it all the up the hood so only your eyes can be seen. Funny looking in some ways, but very practical in a very cold clime. So do the markets sell handcrafted items? Everything is so commercial in the US and 99.9% of what we buy is made in China. I miss the Christmases of my childhood when I would get one toy and the rest of the presents were underwear and school clothes 😉
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My mam used to get an orange back in the day! 🙂
Yes, there’s loads of handcrafted stuff – jewellery, wooden household objects and ornaments, woolly hats and socks, etc. It’s all just so damn cute 🙂
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When I read the title, I thought you’d talk about international ice-cream. How disappointing!
But now that you’re considered an Eskimo, maybe it could be worth committing a little more, and starting to eat meat and fish frozen and raw, drinking the blood of sea mammals, and consuming this wonderful invention:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igunaq ? 🙂
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Oh good god, and just before I eat too!
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By the way, how is it going with Duolingo? I’ve seen you hacking away at the owl in my friends feed, have you reached the ‘Adverbs 2’ skill yet? 😉
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Haven’t reached Adverbs 1 yet! But doing a little every day now – trying to do 3 or 4 every day 🙂
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If you complete Adverbs 1 and 2 – and don’t go crazy, you can safely say that you’ve won Duolingo. 🙂 They might have been improved a little since I did them, but from what I’ve heard they are still the hardest skills in the German tree, brace yourself!
Speaking of crazy, I’ve been doing 3–4 daily lessons, too, lately – ever since Swedish was released. And you’ve got to love a language in which ‘tack’ means ‘thanks’, ‘slut’ means ‘[an] end’, and ‘glass’ means ‘ice cream’. 😉
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I come from a country where ‘glass’ is a verb 🙂
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Still, if I ever go to Sweden, I’ll watch the desserts: I somehow suspect that ‘glass’ as ‘ice cream’ is just someone trying to warn us about a nasty national prank the Swedes have prepared for anyone who dares step in their country. 🙂 (Getting smashed in the head with a beer glass must be pretty bad, too, just not as insidious. 😉 )
Oh, and I have to ask for your professional opinion (I assume you know something about this), especially since you’ve met me in person. I am applying for an academic IELTS exam – some master programmes I’m hoping of getting into require certification regardless of who you are – do you think that I can actually scrape up at least 7.5 points in every category, or the 170-something euros they ask will be better spent on my Van Gogh and Fabergé egg collection? 🙂
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I’m pretty confident you’ll ace it!
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Alright, I know now that when I write an official complaint about my results, I’ll start it with the words ‘But Linda told me..!’ 😉
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I see a common theme in the photos of you in this post. 🙂
I’ve heard the Christmas markets in Germany are legendary! What kinds of things do they sell? Is it mostly crafts like the markets here in NYC? Or food? (She asked hopefully)
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A lot of handcrafted wooden stuff and jewellery, and LOADS of food – and it’s really cheap too! It’s possible to get an actual meal for around €4, then there are the roast chestnuts, all different kinds of marzipan, gingerbread cookies, etc. It’s all very festive!
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Wow – that sounds awesome Linda. carting around your own mug of alcohol and refilling it anyhwere in the city – such a neat idea. We here in Canada are much more anal about where alcohol can be consumed – basically bars, bowling alleys, private partys, professional sports arenas and such. Not at any markets and never in a public place other than those liscenced. And here in Ontario only wine can be bought retail anywhere except a gov’t Liquor Stores (except beer, but then only at gov’t sanctioned Beer Stores) We need to loosen up a bit. It sure sounds like Germans have got that part nailed.
Love your new coat! You do have some features like an Eskimo – other than the fur hood. Ha! You would feel right at home here in Canada in the winter.
Have a great trip back home and a great Christmas Linda! 😀
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I must ask my mam if we had an Eskimo milkman back in 1977 😉
Man, Canada sounds a bit dull! Technically there are lots of places you can’t drink in Germany, but everyone just ignores it 😉 And liquor stores are open 24 hours as far as I can tell – as are some bars!
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Now speaking as a Canadian, and that too a Winterpegger, I hope you have some mukluks to go with that parka?? 😉
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I had to look up mukluks 🙂 I need a pair of those! They’re fantastic! 🙂
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They are!
Super comfy – like the most comfortable slippers you have every worn except they have the added bonus of being incredibly warm and cosy.
When you are facing -40’c or worse, nothing compares!
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Well, I do love my slippers so they sound perfect! 🙂
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I can tolerate serious cold in no other footwear!
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You look great in that coat! Snug as a bug, as they say. .. gluhwein sounds a lot like glogg. My ex was a Swede. I became quite the gloggmaster when I was married. Although some friends entered our home vertically and may have departed horizontally. 😉
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Ha ha! I love that 🙂
And yes, I think it’s pretty much the same as glogg – we had a Swede staying with us over the weekend. The Gloggmaster – yes! 🙂
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I love your eskimo coat!!
even I might feel a tiny bit christmassy faced with that many Christmas markets…
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Well, if it can break me! I’m like the ultimate Grinch! 🙂
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hahaha maybe…
🙂
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Try it and see 🙂 I bet you’ll crack 😉
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hmmmm…
the problem is…it is in germany…
and while germany is technically not that far away form me. actually getting there would be tricky…
london is just not the same!! 🙂
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No, Dublin isn’t either! Someone else said that everywhere else was just imitation, and I think she’s right! 😉
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I need to be more organised than i am and get myself over there one year!!
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Maybe next year 🙂
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You never know… 🙂
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🙂 I’ll be waiting!
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😀
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Wow, 80 Christmas markets with glühwein at them all?? Very jealous. Have checked out a couple of markets here but they’re pretty tacky and I didn’t find any mulled wine. Am going to visit an Austrian bakery next week so I’m pinning all my (festive alcohol) hopes on that 🙂
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I’m sure the Austrians won’t let you down! I hope not anyway – you seem like a woman not to be trifled with 😉
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Ha! I’m all talk and no trousers, but I’m going with an Irish friend and she’ll sort them out if need be…
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We’re good like that 🙂
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hahaha awesome, bot the Eskimo part and how you are enjoying yourself at the Christmas Markets here in Germany!! I am happy you are happy in Berlin 😀
Ohh wait until you see my post with my top 10 Christmas Markets in Munich this weekend 😀
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I look forward to it! Munich is so beautiful and I’m sure the markets there are something special! 🙂
I hope to get in a few more myself before the end of the season! Enjoy the Glühwein! 😉
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I hope you can make it to as many as you can 😀 if not, there is always next year!! It is always fun 😀
You too enjoy all the types of Glühwein you can find!!
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Oh, I will! 🙂
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😉
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Christmas anywhere in Europe sounds so much better than the US. Here it is all about fighting over the “Frozen” dolls. And there is no glühwein. We do have a semi-dairy product falsely known as eggnog, to which one can add whiskey, but that’s about as good as it gets.
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I’ve never actually tried eggnog despite hearing about it a lot! I think it’s the egg in the title that puts me off – eggy cocktail… 😦 Think I’d just stick with the whiskey!
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The stuff here doesn’t have any real egg in it, I don’t think. It’s more like thick cream with sugar and flavourings in it.
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You’re still not really selling it to me 😉 I hate creamy drinks!
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I have never tried it either although I am American…even the “nog” part of the drink sounds yuk.
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Ha, I guess it’s not a Texan tradition then!
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I respectfully disagree. There are lots of wonderful Christmas markets and events in the US. It’s such a huge and diverse country…. And eggnog is delicious, but only if you like creamy drinks. Linda may prefer mulled cider with moonshine – tasty and will knock you on your @#%.
Still, Germany looks like a great place for holiday fun! Love the eskimo coat (and the homeless guy with character). 🙂
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Ha, me too 🙂 Yeah, Germany, especially Berlin, is probably the most fun you can have with your clothes on – or off 🙂 Thanks for commenting, Kelly!
Linda.
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Of course, Kelly. I should have made it clear that I was speaking about where I live in the US, not the entire country. But I have lived in four states in the South and the Midwest, and I never saw a European-style Christmas market. Most Christmas shopping by Americans is done at malls or big-box stores, a much less pleasant experience.
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I am jealous, we have Christmas markets here, but without the booze
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I’m struggling to see the point of that 😉
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You’re a better person than me for giving to a beggar who not only insults you but is not politically correct.
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I guess I’m just all-round fabulous 🙂
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Sounds divine! The perfect buildup to our escape from the desert this coming Friday 🙂 We’re off for a little pre-Christmas vacation to Nice for a couple of nights followed by a visit to Vienna’s Christmas markets. Yes! Hoping to swap sand for snow. And Turkish coffee for gluwhein. 🙂
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Oh, that sounds like the perfect Christmas getaway! Lucky things 🙂 Have a Glühwein or 6 for me 🙂
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So, have you rubbed any one’s nose with your nose lately? You know, Eskimo kiss! 🙂 haha
I would love to be in Germany right now and go to as many Christmas markets as possible. Maybe the 60 in Berlin would do – I would go to two or three a day!! Have I mentioned that I love Chrismtas yet? 🙂
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Ha, I’m starting to get that feeling! 60 in Berlin should see you worn out with it all, I reckon – or maybe not!
No Eskimo kissing for me – yet – maybe I’ll nab someone under the mistletoe 🙂
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Those glühwein mugs were returnable, with a deposit on them, weren’t they?
Two weeks to go for me. Can’t wait!
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Yay! Yes, they were returnable – I think you paid around €3 (depending on the market) and got it back at the end. Good system!
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Yes, this systems saves millions of plastic/paper cups every year! The queueing up to return them is a bit of a fag, but Germans generally don’t mind it, and if you want to keep the pretty mug, you can 🙂
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Yep, and at €3ish, it’s a bargain! Have returned them all so far though – but thinking I might nab one as a Christmas pressie for someone!
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That’s what they’re for 😉
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I guess Germans are onto that game though – my Irish family, however, will be surprised and delighted. Oh wait, my mam reads the comments. Dammit 😉
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I love German Christmas Markets. We had a blast visiting many of them in Munich and we did have quite a few glasses of gluhwein….delicious. (Suzanne)
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Isn’t it just! It makes winter so much more tolerable 🙂
The ones in Munich must be stunning – such a beautiful backdrop! I’m hoping to go to one at a palace here this week – should be nice 😉
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Yes and they are still the best. You can find them everywhe in Europe now but I find that only the German ones have the right spirit. The others are only pale imitation. And Munich was great…
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I think there’s one in Dublin now as well but I haven’t heard any reports! I guess every city in Europe has a ‘German’ Christmas market now but I think you’re probably right about pale imitations! 🙂
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Get you with your circular photos! I think I told you there was an awesome amount of drink at these things.
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I know – I’m so fancy 🙂
They really are fantastic fun – it’s the nicest build-up to Christmas I’ve experienced I think!
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Awesome!
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It just feels super Christmassy without having the commercial side of things rammed down your throat – or someone’s fist over a stupid doll 😉
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Hmmm christmas.
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60 Christmas markets. 60?! I need to move to Berlin!!
Have you tried Feuerzangenbowle yet?
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No, I haven’t but it sounds amazing! I’ll keep an eye out for it – don’t think I’ve seen it yet. I might have missed it but that sounds hard to do!
Actually, this website says there are about 80 of them! Game on! 🙂
http://www.visitberlin.de/en/keyword/christmas-markets
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Oh wow! I think we have… three? And I’m not even sure about the third one.
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I guess there’s only so many of them you can visit – your task sounds far more doable! If I get to take in another 3 or 4, I’ll be happy enough! There’s one at Charlottenburg Palace that I really want to go to, then maybe Alexanderplatz as I pass through quite a bit anyway, and my students have recommended another couple but I need to look at my notes again!
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Oh man, I wish the U.S. would get on board with Weihnachtmarkts and Gluehwein! I’ve never visited Germany in the winter – because of the cold. The bathrooms in Oma’s house are not heated, so I don’t quite fancy freezing my bum off on a midnight toilet run while on vacation. 😉 Maybe if I could keep a personal stash of Gluehwein in the bathrooms, I could manage the cold there! Have a glass (or two) of Gluehwein for me!
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You could carry a flask of it around with you everywhere 🙂 I’ve considered it on more than one occasion! It’s not that cold yet but… 😉
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THAT would be an amazing blogger challenge – profiling ALL the Berlin Christmas markets before Christmas!
I looooove mulled wine. I want some now.
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Even if you did 2 per day, you still wouldn’t make it! It would be a full-time job! It would be fun though 😉 Maybe next year haha!
And Anna, it’s SOOOO good! 🙂
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Hmm – was there anything interesting available at the markets? Apart from glühwein, that is. You don’t appear to have mentioned!!!
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Lots of food and cake and crafty stuff – I wasn’t really there to shop. It was more about the socialising and the atmosphere! I did get an amazing feed of meat and spuds for €4 though 🙂
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