A man walks into my local bar, shakes my hand, shakes Manfredas’ hand, then trots off in search of a drink.
Manfredas: Unsolicited Personal Contact.
Manfredas: I don’t even know the guy’s name and he’s shaking my hand?
Me: Well, he is a regular…
Manfredas: NEIN! I don’t want someone whose name I don’t even know shaking my hand.
Me: Maybe you should buy some antiseptic spray.
Manfredas: Maybe I should buy some pepper spray.
Me: Hmm, I think that might be a little much under the circumstances…
Me: (nodding over at the bar where a man has just walked in and kissed a woman there on both cheeks) How do you feel about kissing?
Manfredas: NEIN! It’s just not German!
Me: Ha ha ha! You’re so German sometimes!
Manfredas: (reaching across the table to take my hand) Anyway…
Me: Unsolicited Personal Contact.